hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

weallheartonedirection:

When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy

weallheartonedirection:

When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy

samspurpletoothbrush:

  #i bet their hearts beat simultaneously as well

I can’t help, falling in love, with, you…

I can’t help, falling in love, with, you…

thorrson:

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

I…

I love this.

180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit

youarewortheverything:

number 1 rule: Make sure you tell the person you love, you love them before you lose them. Make sure that your friends are okay when they don’t seem to be okay. Always listen to someone when they need help, because you might be their last hope. Make sure that your health comes first too.
And remember, it’s okay to be sad. Everyone isn’t going to be happy all the time. Breathe. I love you. I care. Everything is going to be okay. I am going to be here for you. 

iguanamouth:

new dance club called MOTH is completely empty except for large lamp the only dance allowed is you throwing yourself against it for seven hours there is no music

shit-thatblows:

nailed it

shit-thatblows:

nailed it