I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy
first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”
attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon
When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
"Schizophrenics with religious psychosis often thought they were seeing demons or angels or any number of things. The difference was that Sam didn’t just see the Devil. Sometimes he was convinced he was the Devil."